Cameland

Now that John has lost his virginity while revealing the new Cameland banner, I can share some exclusive secrets.

Although the original banner did not get heavily Photoshopped (we went to great lengths to avoid excessive manipulation - we even had to track down John’s long lost twin to pose in the photo and find an obscure radioactive material to make ourselves glow blue), I must admit to you that the man that is the centrepiece of this photo did see some cosmetic changes courtesy of Photoshop.

You see, those are not his real shoulders. But the real thing was so massive that it was at risk of obscuring everything else in the picture. Here is the original: