shocked

Filed Under (Random writing) by jason7 on 30-04-2007

 last night my friend had a party, it was her mom’s birthday. in between the mofongos and criollas (these are puerto rican foods that are made from plantains and fatty porks) i excused myself and went to the bathroom.    upon opening the light, i was shocked and horrified to see the biggest  and grandest particle that i’ve ever seen in my life! somebody left the bathroom with the toilet unflushed.  closing my eyes, i reached for the flush lever, to my second shock it did not work! i tried again, and again, it seems there’s something wrong with it, i lift the toilet tank and it was empty.  somebody knocks on the door, i panicked.  perspirating with thick drops of sweats, i realized that i can not just leave the room because somebody might spot me and think that i’m the one responsible for that huge particle. so i waited, when i felt that everything is clear, i hurriedly covered the toilet with tons of tissue papers enough to hide the thick remains and i successfully sneaked out of the bathroom undetected. back in the party, i scan everyone, who could have done this terrible, grossly thing? i slapped my face couple of times just to get over my sensitivities and focus on positive things like the time that my nursing classmate (the girl on the center) shocked me when i went to her patient’s room to find her making out with a patient when suppose to be she should be doing nursing things or the time that i asked her (the one on the right with the red eyes) why she is always in the school when she is not a student and that her presence all over the place is bugging me so much  and to my shock she said its because she owns the school.

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Where have I been?

Filed Under (Photos, Random Happenings) by Vincent on 29-04-2007

As many of you may have noticed (or not), I have disappeared off the radar in recent weeks. Alas, the sad news is that I’ve been short of time (and ideas) to contribute to Cameland.

But, you eagerly ask, what have I been up to during my hiatus from this blog?

Well, I have been trying to beat Dom in his crazy study plans. And the first thing I do is make sure that I am sufficiently energised for many long nights of study, where most of my time is spent on things other than study but on more important things like getting really far in the impossible quiz. Here was the end result:

Be alert, not alarmed.

tv exposure

Filed Under (Random Happenings) by jason7 on 29-04-2007

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few weeks ago i sponsored an event with a local television, they did an interview with latin rap star oz, the one wearing the red cap and quisqueya which is a merengue singer group. both are very popular here in puerto rico, but i am totally clueless about them.  in fact during that time instead of being star struck i was worrying about the thai fisherman pants that i was  wearing,  i swear this is the last time i will be wearing this silly costume, the pants are folded and held only by a waist string, i almost lost it couple of times because of the restaurant rush. 

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the other thing that worried me that day is when this guy sat down and shocked everyone because he starts eating  the leftovers of  the singers while they are still there and it was captured by the television crew which  aired the clips all over the island even up to new york, i think that is pigginess to a whole new level!

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salty golf cart

Filed Under (Travel) by jason7 on 28-04-2007

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yesterday i  head off to cabo rojo with a friend, its a beach side resort known for its white sands which is actually crystallized salts, i am not kidding, at first i did not believe it, but to my shock, the sands are actually salt crystals that are not only white (some hawaiian salts are pink) but also like what all salts are salty! so all i need is to grab a whole bunch of it and packaged it in crystal jars and i am in the salt business.  next post you’ll see the spanish tower and the cliffs where i almost fall., the depth of those cliffs will really break my bones to pieces, i mean not little pieces but micro mini pieces!  but right now i am off to help another friend who is so crazy that he thinks he can actually sell this golf car to swedish tourists in old san juan, will he succeed? or will his positiveness turns into salty sweats? only dollar cash can tell!

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Very special author

Filed Under (Random writing) by Dominic on 28-04-2007

Jason has come across our blog through random googling and has decided to sign up and start blogging with us. So i expect everyone to give him a warm welcome. He is from the philippines but is currently residing in puerto rico after doing his degree in business management in the USA.

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He has also pointed out that any member who guesses the closest figure to his actual age wins a special prize provided by jason ;)

Here is his first post, although it was posted as a comment which i have never approved and am now publishing myself.

hey dom,
how are you? i was wondering if i can be a contributor for your blog. i like the fact that its an interactive blog. i used to do a travel blog, but i deblogged it few months ago, i don’t know i just got bored with it. right now i am doing an R rated blog. its just my flip side. but here’s my posting, you can edit it if you want: and its up to you, you may or may not publish it, after all you are the director of cameland…

Defining cameland

C-rush, i hate having crush. it disturbs me. it affects my moods. it makes me irritable. i have to spend hours and hours looking at the mirror making sure that i will look my best. preparing all my the things that i will say, planning every movement, but once i am in front of my crush, i just melted. like an ice cream under an afternoon sun.

A-nger, i need to go into anger management class. not because i can tear the whole room apart once i get angry but its because i don’t know how to express anger. having an asian background, anger is suppressed in my culture. it is hidden. it is forbidden. my mother taught me that anger should be kept deeply in the heart because it will hurt people. but as i move on in life, i realized that the more i kept anger, the more it punctures my heart.

M-other, its been five years since i last saw my mom. i don’t want to talk to her on the phone, not because i don’t want to, but because it breaks my heart to know that she is so far. so far. living in the US for more than five years now seems like forever.

E-ntertaining, i like to entertain. feed everyone. manage a party. organize an event. people said that i am a very social person. but i am not really. i hate to entertain. but i don’t know why i am doing it. the last time i did a party, i prepared more than twenty meals. i hate cooking, but i don’t know why i cook. i hate restaurants, but i don’t know why i have one.

L-ove, i think love is a very complicated word. if you are not in a relationship, you desire to be in one. but if you don’t have someone, you feel so empty. love is a feeling. its a state of mind. its both for me. but i am always afraid when i fall in love, because sometimes. if not most of the time, love makes me cry. but isnt it that if you fall in love, you should also be ready to cry.

A-ngels, my sister have two teens working for her, they help her with the everyday things in her house, from cleaning to taking care of her children. she called them her angels. yesterday, my friend came to my place and showed me her bruised arm. she said her angel beats her up. her boyfriend’s name is angel.

N-aive, maybe i am. if somebody is attracted to me, i just don’t know it. if i am attracted to somebody chances are, that person is not attracted to me. chances are there are no chances that there would be an attraction between us.

D-ominic, is the director of cameland. he shares his everyday things, in the hope that blog readers would find something that they also see in their everyday things.

you are right, some japanese can be thrashy, chinese are more crushy, translation: crush materials. but nonetheless, i like japanese, chinese or whatever. or am i being unfair, cause i am an asian too? but i just kept it to myself, most people think i am latin. thanks to the latination elements on me. but being asian is always something. its inside me. in the deepest part of me. that i think what makes me a cameland. because cameland for me, is not only a blog, a place, a state of mind. cameland can be define in any way.

Old friend

Filed Under (Random Happenings) by Ivan on 27-04-2007

OMG! During my bus ride to school today, I saw a strange and familiar face. It was that weird and inhospitable dude that we had a long chat (and hassled non-stop) with at EB during the Wii Launch at Glen Waverly. That jerk didn’t even want to sell Zelda to me.

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I have no idea who that weird looking ginger on the side is :S

Such Individuality

Filed Under (Photos, Random writing) by Dominic on 20-04-2007

So i was going out the other night, just another night on the town i guess…well so i thought when i was going past some bar and gees was it going off or what, it was like a movie marathon in there. Much to my suprise though i saw Mat there with all his buddies and seeing as though no one would believe me i asked to take a quick happy snap for the site.

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the end’

SORRY MATT

The first guy to make me subscribe

Filed Under (Videos) by Dominic on 19-04-2007

Well lately i’ve been on youtube but its getting pretty dated now days with the same stupid rants and shit happening all the time. But there has been a new influx of comedian bloggers, one of which captured johns attention and also mine.

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His name is Kevin Coony and he lives in Tokyo
Hes a writer and a stand up comedian who performs in both english and japanese.
When he arrived in tokyo he was an english teacher and knew no japanese and now that he knows japanese he makes fun of everything. Hes a bit of smartass but watching him eat cow-tongue ice cream is the shiznit.

You can see his videos here
but to start you off heres his first vlog

The videos just tend to get better and better so just watch a few a day and youll catch up in no time!

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What werid shit did rohan send me today?

Filed Under (Photos, Random writing) by Dominic on 19-04-2007

Im going to start an entire new “segment” called “What weird shit did rohan send me today?” Funnily enough this segment has nothing to do with what rohan sent me at all, but i just thought it would make a really good interesting post title. Anywho, this section is really about JOHN NGUYEN who wrote a half finished post and has done nothing to try and complete it.

But to make things more interesting lets actually look at what Rohan has sent me shall we?

Manga inspired Futurama
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Manga inspired Simpsons
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Donkey Kong
- made entirely of post it notes
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Read more about it here

Oh and lets not forget that he sends me one silly flash game every now and then so here it is

THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ.

Actually is a really well made quiz and is quite clever with some of the questions, i really suck and only got up to question 25 but Rohan got up to 60 plus (what a freak) if you get past that post a screenshot of it in the comments box and ill write you a special post and give you a prize. (snigger)

I have other things to talk about like the wack shit that happens on buses and stuff so ill update you on that laterzzzz

No time for poor old cameland.

Filed Under (Doms Life) by Dominic on 19-04-2007

Damn, been a fucken wild past couple weeks and i can’t write any of it on here!

I’ve have been probably at my busiest ever at school. God only knew how busy you when you actually do all the work and go to all your classes >_>.

Well at the moment im actually studying for my marketing exam tommorow (thursday) and im deciding to cram 8 weeks of learning and reading i was suppose to do (230 pages of absolute bullshit) in one day/night.

But to increase my chances of success i have devised a cunning plan:

!*SITH STUDY MASTER 5000 GOLD EDITION*!

Phase1:
Yesterday (Tuesday) i decided to pull and all nighter and go to skool with absolutely no sleep and basically try to slap myself awake every 5 minutes. This basically renders me useless for the next 6 hours while im at skool but as soon as i get home i sleep and fuck up my sleep pattern hard.

Phase2:
So on wednesday i go to skool with my fucked up sleep pattern. So reiterating that its something like i sleep at 3pm wake up at 12am and stay up from 12am to 5am then go to skool with less sleep. BUT when i get back home i do all my bs forum stuff and answer emails and then take a quick 2 hour nap which will fuck my sleep patterns up yet again so i don’t get tired when i do an all nighter through wednesday night/thursday morning!

I am now in the later stage of phase2 and realised how much of a fucking bad idea this was… @_@
I am more tired than i ever was throughout both -phases and i also have the increased pressure of time constraints on my study time.

Oh well i guess it was worth a shot….

but in the meantime…wish me luck on my exam!

Note: this is not a joke, im actually doing this fucking stupid ass plan

oh and dont watch that youtube link, its total suck