Cameland

 last night my friend had a party, it was her mom’s birthday. in between the mofongos and criollas (these are puerto rican foods that are made from plantains and fatty porks) i excused myself and went to the bathroom.    upon opening the light, i was shocked and horrified to see the biggest  and grandest particle that i’ve ever seen in my life! somebody left the bathroom with the toilet unflushed.  closing my eyes, i reached for the flush lever, to my second shock it did not work! i tried again, and again, it seems there’s something wrong with it, i lift the toilet tank and it was empty.  somebody knocks on the door, i panicked.  perspirating with thick drops of sweats, i realized that i can not just leave the room because somebody might spot me and think that i’m the one responsible for that huge particle. so i waited, when i felt that everything is clear, i hurriedly covered the toilet with tons of tissue papers enough to hide the thick remains and i successfully sneaked out of the bathroom undetected. back in the party, i scan everyone, who could have done this terrible, grossly thing? i slapped my face couple of times just to get over my sensitivities and focus on positive things like the time that my nursing classmate (the girl on the center) shocked me when i went to her patient’s room to find her making out with a patient when suppose to be she should be doing nursing things or the time that i asked her (the one on the right with the red eyes) why she is always in the school when she is not a student and that her presence all over the place is bugging me so much  and to my shock she said its because she owns the school.