Cameland

Soooo…i may have told some of you this story already but during my hardcore study thing there was a day where i had very little sleep or no sleep in fact and had to catch teh bus to very early in the morning. What you will find when you catch the bus very early is that there are many “tradies” that catch the bus with you. I have no problem with this however since i used to basically be one. But this one day on the bus (where all the coolest shit happens) this Sudanese guy, maybe late 20’s decides to sit in the aisle seat next to my window seat (which i always sit in).

Now, i have two problems when this happens. When you are in a window seat and you know you will have to get off soon you are hoping the person sitting next to you gets off before you so you dont have that awkward “oh…im getting off here…” moment. Anywhoo i have to travel up from my house down towards glen waverly train station and this guy got on around springy station.

*if you wanna know what this dogg has to do with my story then read on*

THE DOG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY - but continue reading….

He seemed like a nice guy and all but he also looked kinda tired, so through some space of time he eventually fell asleep and kind of very slowly, leaned closer and closer towards me and eventually fell asleep on my shoulder almost drooling. This was a very awkward moment for me as i sit somewhere close to the middle of the bus where a lot of people behind me can clearly see me and there were some nice asian chicky babes sitting behind me and to be frank i could clearly make out they were saying “pssst…hey check out that black guy, he must be dating that asian guy, hes like leaning on him n shit, that is so disgusting…*vommit face* *sniggering*” damn was that hella awkward for me, so i thought yeah i better do something to wake this guy up soon cos i gotta get off in like 6 stops. So i decide to kinda nudge him lightly with my elbow, this of course fails and he is truly deep into his sleeping trance by now so i gave him the full fledge elbow while trying to cough - that didnt work either. FUCK!

Anyways through some sense of a miracle he suddenly wakes up! 3 stops before where i get off. “ohhhh sorry there young one, i work da night shift so im very tired….” so i reply “oh, thats alright its not like we know eachother or anything right (wtf am i saying)” Phew, finally no more worries but then as if another tragedy had struck he just suddenly fell asleep seconds later! and then waking up again moments later after falling asleep. So keeping my vigalent eye on him constantly was a must! Which honestly must have looked pretty gay since it looked like i was constantly checking him out and there i was left in the same situation as i was for the last 30 minutes but worse! Thankfully though it wasn’t a deep trance this time and i could nudge him out of it and get off with no problems, although fuck i really wish that didnt happen ever again.

Wow that was a long story, so much other shit happens and in fact, that very day on the way home this 50 year old indian guy tried to pick me up - more on that laterrrrr