Cameland

Okay, everyone else is just posting stuff they found on the internet while searching for pr0n, but I am here to bring back the essence of Cameland: original content.

I forgot to post this one with the clones of John and Dom.

15 ways to maintain a sane level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all of your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. dont use any punctuation (when speaking)

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your Drive-through order is “to go.”

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won! I won!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling “Run for your lives, theyre loose!”

15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”