I’m so fucken bored, but I remember I was at maccas a couple days ago and usually when I order a meal, I always feel unsatisfied and feel I could eat another burger. So this time I ordered 2 burgers instead of just the one. I finished it but holy fuck, I’m not doing that again, felt like shit the rest of the day.
FYI, I had a large big mac meal and a quarter pounder. While I was there I also saw this hot girl with a mobile phone.
Video unrelated, but I guess this is for John.
SUPERMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN I guess this is where meng was getting his dancing tips from. Probably getting fashion tips off this guy as well.
Thank you wEstSidE
Thank you Shinchrono
We are planning to do a win and run, start in the lowest grade, kick all their asses and never return. Awesome.
So I was scouring through my photos drive (54 GB of photos and counting - please don’t ask me for DVDs with everything) and I found this photo which I took a few months ago, and don’t recall posting here. If I did post it here before, it’s to show the newbies.
Basically, using a crude DIY system of a long telephoto lens, a lens hood and a normal lens and lots of sticky tape, I can take photos with a large amount of magnification, sort of in the range of a cheap microscope.
Large (1.4 MB, 3000×2008 pixels)
And yes, it is focussed poorly, but it is impossible to make small adjustments to the focus when you have to be precise to tenths of millimetres.
Check out their awesomeness dancing! The hand-head shaking move is ill.
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Now playing: Motion City Soundtrack - Indoor Living
via FoxyTunes
I was scouring the net for some humorous material, when I stumbled upon some nerdy pick up lines. Good stuff.
Computer lines
- I think my heart just lagged.
- You had me at “Hello World”
- Can I take you out for a mega-byte sometime?
Maths lines
- I believe I less than three you. (I <3 you)
- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
- Our love is like dividing by zero; you cannot define it.
- I’m not being obtuse when i say you’re acute girl
Biology/Chemistry lines
-Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT!
- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U
- If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
So now you too, can put the stud in study.
Source: http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines
A disproportionate number of married males in films are working on a big project for an architecture firm. In a drama, the male must take a scale model of the project home and stare at it in the middle of the night. In a comedy, a child must accidentally break it.
If a couple is about to kiss and there is no music on the soundtrack, that kiss must be interrupted before initial docking of lips.
When a superhero goes to a bar in civilian clothes, he or she must be interrupted before finishing the first drink.
In any film featuring an ensemble of Italian-American characters, there must always be a Tony and a Vinny.
People who are proficient in computer hacking must hit their keyboard more swiftly and loudly than ordinary users.
Everyone who uses a computer must never misspell their user name or password and should also be spookily good at guessing aforementioned details of others. Usually on the third or fourth try.
A retired secret agent or freelance hit man can always be counted upon to return for one last job.
In any movie set in deep space, the first character to be shown sweating must be the character that later ruins the mission for everyone.
In any scene set in a school staffroom, at least one teacher must be shown reading a newspaper in an openly bored and disillusioned manner.
A disproportionate number of child characters in computer animated films are orphans. The only remaining memento of their dear departed parents must be a framed black-and-white photograph.
PS. No pictures, but I still thought they were funny
