Cameland

So I was in class today and I was sitting in the back row with Dino, 2 rows up from me was MJ (Korean student in her 30s) and Sathira (young, dirty looking sri lankin guy). It was close to the end of class and I could see Sathira’s leg bopping up and down, like what you do when your thinking or bored.

Then I noticed something very strange……as he was shaking his leg up and down I could see some blue fabric emerging from the inside of his pants and onto the back of his shoe. Jokingly, I whispered to Dino, “hey, check out Sathiras leg man, its like his undies coming off!” We both started laughing as his leg shook more and more and this blue garment came further out of his pants, to our horror/amazement it was actually a pair of soiled blue underwear, I chocked so hard on my own breathe when I saw it fully laid on next to his shoe. Dino just pissed himself but I was wondering if anyone else was going to spot it.

Anyway, the tutor dismissed everyone and to our amazement MJ (the old lady) SPOTTED THE UNDERWEAR. “ugh, WARTS DAT???” she said. We laughed again, but much harder this time, he quickly picked up his underwear and looked around, he saw us laughing and then put on the embarassed smile. “Fuck man, how did your undies just magically appear on the floor…?” ” I dunno, my fockn friend must have put it there (with accent)” “What? Dood thats totally wrong, I SAW IT COME FROM OUT OF YOUR PANTS!!” I said that last line in my head obviously. Dino and I both played dumb and said we had no idea where it came from to save him some dignity but still, thats is fucking crazy and disgusting.

Obviously he couldn’t have shaked his leg so hard that his underwear came off without him taking off his pants, maybe he just took his pants off the night before with his underwear and then the undies rolled into one leg of the jeans, then he put the pants on today without knowing it was there and by the end of the day it slowly trickled out.

Fuck, some wak shiet.