Spider drawing
Filed Under (LOL) by Dominic on 24-11-2008
So just about everyone knows about the spider drawing. Its a freaking amazing story, guy is a total dick but is funny as hell.
From his website, I’m going to post a small reply of his, quite the plan.
Richard
Rove fan
I wrote a stupid post about the television host ‘Rove’ and his dead girlfriend. Basically I asked why no-one mentions his dead girlfriend. I also stated that I thought she got off easy - “not tonight dear, I have cancer”.
Of all the messages I received proclaiming me to be a prick for making statements about his dead girlfriend, Dick’s were the most entertaining for me as he just kept going. Unfortunately I have not received any correspondance from Dick for a while, I will assume he has been arrested by the beard police. This is saddening as it seemed no matter what nonsense I sent him, he would reply in anger.
From: Richard Matthews
Date: Tuesday 6 Nov 2007 8.17pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Rove
Fuck you coksucker you should be ashamed of what you wrote that was wrong ad you know it How wud you feel if you were rove? why dont you fuck off.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 6 Nov 2007 8.42pm
To: Richard Matthews
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Rove
You’re correct Dick, my statements were uncalled for and unquantifiable in any manner. I apologise without reserve and ask for nothing but your understanding. I hope, in time, you can come to forgive me for such contemptible statements. If I could retract my statements I would but I do not have a time machine. I wish that I did have a time machine, I would take my Macbook Pro back to 1984 and visit Steve Jobs. After selling my laptop to him for millions I would return to the present. I could do this several times as each time the present technologies would have changed. It is a flawless plan, I am sure you will agree, lacking only the availability of time/dimension manipulation technologies.
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