Cameland

As strange as it may be, I have noticed that prints on toilet paper has become more and more popular. I have always wondered why the toilet paper companies choose the design that they have chosen. For example Sorbent has chosen prints like these below:

Did they choose these prints because they thought that their customers would like to imagine that they are wiping their asses with a real version of these things like seashells, starfish, anchors or even sailing boats? I have even seen prints of dolphins on toilet paper rolls. But then again, who doesn’t like their favourite marine mammal’s dorsal fin up their ass?

If this continues, the companies might go one step further and manufacture the actual object in the print to use like in the Sylvester Stallone movie Demolition Man in 1993.