So just about everyone knows about the spider drawing. Its a freaking amazing story, guy is a total dick but is funny as hell.
From his website, I’m going to post a small reply of his, quite the plan.
Richard Rove fan
I wrote a stupid post about the television host ‘Rove’ and his dead girlfriend. Basically I asked why no-one mentions his dead girlfriend. I also stated that I thought she got off easy - “not tonight dear, I have cancer”.
Of all the messages I received proclaiming me to be a prick for making statements about his dead girlfriend, Dick’s were the most entertaining for me as he just kept going. Unfortunately I have not received any correspondance from Dick for a while, I will assume he has been arrested by the beard police. This is saddening as it seemed no matter what nonsense I sent him, he would reply in anger.
From: Richard Matthews
Date: Tuesday 6 Nov 2007 8.17pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Rove
Fuck you coksucker you should be ashamed of what you wrote that was wrong ad you know it How wud you feel if you were rove? why dont you fuck off.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 6 Nov 2007 8.42pm
To: Richard Matthews
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Rove
You’re correct Dick, my statements were uncalled for and unquantifiable in any manner. I apologise without reserve and ask for nothing but your understanding. I hope, in time, you can come to forgive me for such contemptible statements. If I could retract my statements I would but I do not have a time machine. I wish that I did have a time machine, I would take my Macbook Pro back to 1984 and visit Steve Jobs. After selling my laptop to him for millions I would return to the present. I could do this several times as each time the present technologies would have changed. It is a flawless plan, I am sure you will agree, lacking only the availability of time/dimension manipulation technologies.
So even though the Rye vids are AWESOME, the only thing to make them more awesome would be including music and sound effects, its totally lame and literally took me hours, but I think it adds a nice touch.
Thanks to John for cutting it up and uploading it in the first place.
10 points to who can guess where the music came from
**Also, just a side note, but I’ve never used windows movie maker before, but I’m so proud of this video. I guess John and I didn’t get A+’s in Media for nothing!
Well, Dom has been bothering me about this post so here it finally is. The next continuation of our Rye Diaries webisodes. More experimenting with windows movie maker so things may look abit sketchy. Anywho, another creation out of severe boredom brings you yet another classic. enjoi.
P.S. You’re gonna have to turn up the volume for this. Don’t worry no music added, and not that much screaming either. lol.
This is like the most ridiculous blog in the history of cameland. You all may remember when John, Andy and I all went for a trip to Adelaide right? Well John managed to blog almost every single day of our trip. So here is the first introduction, I will continue to upload the rest later on this week. Check for updates everyday!
WELCOME TO RATELAIDE
If all of you haven’t noticed it yet, we are in Adelaide. Yes that is right, Me, Dom and Andy are living life in the country, for now.
This is John guest blogging for my dear friend, Dom, to give all you folks at home an idea of what has been happening up here in good ol’ Adelaide. I’m also blogging for him because he’s got farm duties tomorrow.
Well first off lets just begin with the story on how we were asked to come to Adelaide. It all began during a night in with the boys and girr (Dom, Jaso, Jenny and Myself). We were chilling in front of the TV when all of the sudden I get this call from Bobo, for all of you who does not know who Bobo is just think of an Abo (no offense to the Aborigines out there who may get offended by saying Bobo resembles you) oh yeah Bobo is Andy’s cousin, the first thing she asks is “Do you want to go to Adelaide?”.
Haha, well about 5 minutes ago my mum entered my room and asked “Dominic, have you taken your Fathers car out?” I hastily replied, “No of course not, why would I do such a thing” she then replied angrily with “Well the car has been damaged!”. At this point I was shitting my pants but still laughing inside. I suprisingly said, “Oh really? Where?” she then went on to say the wheel is damaged. I of course, already knew this because in a failed reverse park off a hill, I had rolled forward into the curb, putting a 2cm scratch into my dads chromed hubcabs. She then questioned if I had the keys, which I did of course. So I handed them over and she told me not to do it again.
Hey all. Been long time since I have written anything here. But that doesnt mean I hate the place, I actually hold a close spot in my heart for cameland. Anywho, I’m here, back and better and more bolder than ever. Posting up ridiculous stuff for my own entertainment, not for you.
Well tonight, we got up to some classic adventures. Try to figure out what we did. Post your comment, and we’ll laugh at your ideas. Enjoi.
