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Everyday when I catch the bus home, I get a lot of time to think, sometimes in peak hour - a little too much time

Anywho I was thinking about how much my life was different now to how it was maybe, 3-4 years ago. Man, how much things change from phase to phase. I’ve labelled it in my mind as 3 phases basically.

Late Primary School - When console games meant a lot, well at least to me. I used to look back at those competitions on Video hits and wish that I could win a free PS2 or something like that and now that I have the money and crap for that stuff, I don’t even have the slightest urge to want to buy it.

Year 789 Lah - The land of fitting in and being “cool” . I could see the little groups and cliques forming all around. Then theres all that “discovering” and girls and shit. But funny looking back at that shit, its incredibly embarrassing for me. Like the crap I did and the stuff I thought…..

Okay fuck the phases I cbf with that anymore, too hard to explain it. So we’ll just get into wack bitches. I will try to cycle through the most interesting ones or the ones that I remember. They all have varying levels of wackness, but even though it didn’t seem wack to me back then, it sure does seem wack when I’m coming home on the chelsea bus.

kk I got up to here before, sana is telling me to call her. I finish later

Well everyones heard of RPG’s, but now the latest acronym game has taken the world by storm. R-R-G. Rate the Random Girl. I hope this comes a weekly thing, but for now I only have about 5 people rating, but thats good enough for now.

So how it works is, that I show everyone a youtube video of the girl and then get everyone to rate her, its a somewhat independant vote, not everyone knows what other people have voted but sometimes they do. Anyways…

This weeks girl is Han Chae Young, I really have no idea who she is but its meant to be “random” anyways.

This is the video I showed everyone:

This is the video I showed Vincent:

RATINGS!

Vincent Quach
Rating: 7/10
Comment: She looked better from far away

Jason Hall
Rating: 7/10
Comment: Meh

Chris Tarrant
Rating: 7.5/10
Comment: Had so many different angles, some good, some bad.

John Nguyen
Rating: 9/10
Comment: She’s pretty damn hot, but in other shots she looks different and it brings her rating down, still hot though.


Tony Truong
Rating: 8.5/10
Comment: o hot, lovely facial bones slamming body

Rohan Weearandineboner
Rating: 7/10
Comment: This mysterious girl known as the barbie doll of south korea is pretty hot but I have seen better

We are planning to do a win and run, start in the lowest grade, kick all their asses and never return. Awesome.

So as some of you may know, John, Vincent, Ivan and I all play gunbound as four 18-20 year old japanese girls. We have girl avatars and girl characters and go by the aliases “immahotchick“, “immahotcutie“, “immahotgirl” and of course “immahotslut“.

We also have fake photos of ourselves as a group.

The resemblance between us and our female aliases is uncanny isn’t it? Especially John the slut, look how slutty that girl looks

Anyways, recently I pretended to cyber this guy from SG, I don’t have the first part of the convo saved but this is what I had before I closed the chat box. Whats interesting is that he tried to pick Vincent up first but then failed and moved onto me. I guess “girl” isn’t as attractive as “cutie” but whatever.

His inital pick up lines were:

“u female?”

“how big? what bra size?”

Funnily enough Vincent got the same pick up lines as me but he got lost on bra sizing so he just gave up. Vincent the cutie also made a funny comment about how he hopes that guy doesn’t use those same golden pick up lines in real life.

(Click to view the same thing about a 10 pixels wider)

Recently during holidays and before, a couple of us started playing Gunbound again.

In previous online games (*ahem* Maple Story) that we have experienced, “female” characters seemed to get extra attention from male characters. So when we made our own accounts we tested this theory out by all (Dom, John, Vincent and I) making female accounts. We also decided to be Japanese for fun ^^.

Instantly as soon as we started playing, all these male characters from Singapore, Malaysia and Australia alike started to try to chat up and pick us up which was quite strange :S.

One of them sent a photo of himself, “UltraSmexy” was his name (decide for yourself ladies :P), trying to get a photo of one of us (hot Japanese girls) in return.

This is the result:

Vincent and I laughed so hard when we saw this considering he looks so try hard and plays Gunbound trying to pick up random girls.

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The other day when I was on the bus, something caught my eye as I was looking out the window. It was a car’s custom registration number. It was “LEET”. All I could think about was how much of a tool and not 1337 that person must have been to come up with that oh so original plate.

Perhaps this would have suited the driver or owner better:

YAY! My horrible photoshop skills

When people like vince get bored… they play impossible quizz games..
come to think of it thats me aswell.. so in my bored time, i got up beating
vinces score. lmao. its amazing what you can do when ur bored.

today i was in town where i have my restaurant which i plan to sell, dom knows more about this, and i was doing some work on the computer when the bank manager’s wife drops by at that time i was in cameland’s site, she read the contest which dom promotes, and she unofficially entered the contest and made her guess, of which i figure that since she is the only participant, i have to declare her as a winner even if  it breaks the mechanics of the contest i think its the reward of participating. and since the contest happens in cameland, so rules does not exists, right dom? just kidding her answer was not correct but she won the contest. since i cannot give her any puerto rican souvenirs, and i know that she likes miniatures, i will give her this tiny copper tea pot, its a cute miniature, i will drop this to her office tomorrow. nothing exciting happens to me today. so  i guess, i’ll talk to all of you guys next time.

As many of you may have noticed (or not), I have disappeared off the radar in recent weeks. Alas, the sad news is that I’ve been short of time (and ideas) to contribute to Cameland.

But, you eagerly ask, what have I been up to during my hiatus from this blog?

Well, I have been trying to beat Dom in his crazy study plans. And the first thing I do is make sure that I am sufficiently energised for many long nights of study, where most of my time is spent on things other than study but on more important things like getting really far in the impossible quiz. Here was the end result:

Be alert, not alarmed.