New comic soon!

Filed Under (Random writing) by Ivan on 06-09-2007

It’s been a while and i suddenly had a new idea.
Hopefully it would be epic and supremely awesumo!

Here’s some random stuff while you wait for it:
o.O

Kangazebram

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RRG - rate the random girl.

Filed Under (Random Happenings, Random writing) by Dominic on 17-08-2007

Well everyones heard of RPG’s, but now the latest acronym game has taken the world by storm. R-R-G. Rate the Random Girl. I hope this comes a weekly thing, but for now I only have about 5 people rating, but thats good enough for now.

So how it works is, that I show everyone a youtube video of the girl and then get everyone to rate her, its a somewhat independant vote, not everyone knows what other people have voted but sometimes they do. Anyways…

This weeks girl is Han Chae Young, I really have no idea who she is but its meant to be “random” anyways.

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This is the video I showed everyone:

This is the video I showed Vincent:

RATINGS!

Vincent Quach
Rating: 7/10
Comment: She looked better from far away
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Jason Hall
Rating: 7/10
Comment: Meh
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Chris Tarrant
Rating: 7.5/10
Comment: Had so many different angles, some good, some bad.
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John Nguyen
Rating: 9/10
Comment: She’s pretty damn hot, but in other shots she looks different and it brings her rating down, still hot though.
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Tony Truong

Rating: 8.5/10
Comment: o hot, lovely facial bones slamming body
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Rohan Weearandineboner
Rating: 7/10
Comment: This mysterious girl known as the barbie doll of south korea is pretty hot but I have seen better
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Funny Pick Up Lines

Filed Under (LOL, Random writing) by chauzor on 06-08-2007

I was scouring the net for some humorous material, when I stumbled upon some nerdy pick up lines. Good stuff.

Computer lines

- I think my heart just lagged.

- You had me at “Hello World”

- Can I take you out for a mega-byte sometime?

Maths lines

- I believe I less than three you. (I <3 you)

- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

- Our love is like dividing by zero; you cannot define it.

- I’m not being obtuse when i say you’re acute girl

Biology/Chemistry lines

-Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT!

- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U

- If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

So now you too, can put the stud in study.

cool

Source: http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

movie clichés

Filed Under (Random writing) by Ivan on 05-08-2007

A disproportionate number of married males in films are working on a big project for an architecture firm. In a drama, the male must take a scale model of the project home and stare at it in the middle of the night. In a comedy, a child must accidentally break it.

If a couple is about to kiss and there is no music on the soundtrack, that kiss must be interrupted before initial docking of lips.

When a superhero goes to a bar in civilian clothes, he or she must be interrupted before finishing the first drink.

In any film featuring an ensemble of Italian-American characters, there must always be a Tony and a Vinny.

People who are proficient in computer hacking must hit their keyboard more swiftly and loudly than ordinary users.

Everyone who uses a computer must never misspell their user name or password and should also be spookily good at guessing aforementioned details of others. Usually on the third or fourth try.

A retired secret agent or freelance hit man can always be counted upon to return for one last job.

In any movie set in deep space, the first character to be shown sweating must be the character that later ruins the mission for everyone.

In any scene set in a school staffroom, at least one teacher must be shown reading a newspaper in an openly bored and disillusioned manner.

A disproportionate number of child characters in computer animated films are orphans. The only remaining memento of their dear departed parents must be a framed black-and-white photograph.

PS. No pictures, but I still thought they were funny

the secret behind one john locke

Filed Under (Random writing) by Ivan on 27-07-2007

Just as the 3rd season of “Lost” ends in Australia, I have discovered the truth behind John Locke’s powers.

As Locke arrives on the island, he gains an incredible power to heal or regenerate his body and wounds.

The only logical conclusion is that while Locke is on the island he has the mutant abilities of none other than James Logan a.k.a Wolverine.

Locke=Wolverine

Also, I have no idea why Charlie had to close the door when the window exploded as the water rushing in would cause minor flooding if the water ran through into both rooms. Thus allowing sufficient time for both him and Desmond to escape using the diving equipment.

Ja-Pon-Nay

Filed Under (Photos, Random writing, Travel) by Junii on 24-07-2007

So like most of you know by now that my sister is in the midst of Japan working on spreading the
English language. You would reckon the guys in Japan would hire some english translators to
translate some of their signs. For example:

Danger

and another:

Drink

Well thats about it. My sister also got a new TV phone which is so bizarre and shes gonna get a
new laptop too.

laptop

phone1phone2phone3

buddy
These were her training buddys at her job (peppy kids)

IbarakiTokyo

Alias Spoof

Filed Under (Random writing) by Ivan on 29-06-2007

As Alias is finally showing its last season on TV in Australia I found this funny spoof on it.

http://www.newbornpix.com/alias.htm

Jennifer Garner’s Replacement is HAWT!

Alias is on Sundays 10:30 btw ^^

Where are you peoples??

Filed Under (Random writing) by GangstaLuke on 09-05-2007

Man… im starting to think u shouldnt of banned that jason guy, at least he was posting. nothing to see here lately. on second thought i wouldnt want to read his posts any way hahaa.  Get some posts up bitches, yeah i saw dom at red rooster today he looked happy when he saw me :)

First blog

Filed Under (Photos, Random writing) by GangstaLuke on 03-05-2007

Yeah i been reading posts on cameland for like ages probably since close to the start maybe.. i dunno its not that important, any way i usually enjoy the posts and close the site with a smile on my face. Today i was bored and came for a look and i didnt leave with a smile, this new blogger.. man fucken go like blog for a boring travel website or something.. ur shit. may seem harsh but u ruined my day. suck my dick. xoxo

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shocked

Filed Under (Random writing) by jason7 on 30-04-2007

 last night my friend had a party, it was her mom’s birthday. in between the mofongos and criollas (these are puerto rican foods that are made from plantains and fatty porks) i excused myself and went to the bathroom.    upon opening the light, i was shocked and horrified to see the biggest  and grandest particle that i’ve ever seen in my life! somebody left the bathroom with the toilet unflushed.  closing my eyes, i reached for the flush lever, to my second shock it did not work! i tried again, and again, it seems there’s something wrong with it, i lift the toilet tank and it was empty.  somebody knocks on the door, i panicked.  perspirating with thick drops of sweats, i realized that i can not just leave the room because somebody might spot me and think that i’m the one responsible for that huge particle. so i waited, when i felt that everything is clear, i hurriedly covered the toilet with tons of tissue papers enough to hide the thick remains and i successfully sneaked out of the bathroom undetected. back in the party, i scan everyone, who could have done this terrible, grossly thing? i slapped my face couple of times just to get over my sensitivities and focus on positive things like the time that my nursing classmate (the girl on the center) shocked me when i went to her patient’s room to find her making out with a patient when suppose to be she should be doing nursing things or the time that i asked her (the one on the right with the red eyes) why she is always in the school when she is not a student and that her presence all over the place is bugging me so much  and to my shock she said its because she owns the school.

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